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2008.07.09 11.44 Best George Carlin tribute so far!! (Cross-posted copiously, because it's just that good.) I adjusted this Candorville comic to better fit on blog pages so I could share it as widely as it deserves. ![]() If you don't get it in your local dead tree news venue, Candorville can be enjoyed online HERE. Mood: quixotic
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2008.06.21 15.06 A trike. We haz it. Sort of. (This is partly cross-posted from So The Clone decided she wanted a bike. A comfy, grown-up bike, not the kinds available here aimed at kids or sporty adults. Naturally, we went shopping on eBay. You may recall I have a virtually unused wheeled eBay purchase of my own under wraps in the barn, a moped. I had chickened out trying to ride it because my knees threatened to walk off the job if I even THOUGHT about it hard. I had a vague plan to work on knee strength and come back, but it stayed in the planning stages...until I spotted the TRIKE! It was only $269 including shipping! Being a trike, I could NOT fall off it and damage myself irreparably! So I could use it to go to the store and the PO and save money and strengthen my knee and get exercise! Naturally, we ordered it! What I hadn't quite realized was that I would get so much of the exercise just doing the assembly. Like so many other things, bike mechanic-ing is a young person's game. If I ever have to get a job doing this, I want to be paid by the hour, not by the bike. So far I have about six hours invested in the project. I have to take the blame for some of the delays, because a couple of times I put something on crooked, backwards or upside-down, and had to re-do it. But part of THAT is due to the instructions. I think this trike's instructions take the prize for the WORST I have ever seen. Here they are, you tell me. ![]() The corner bit tore off in the wind when we were first unpacking the box. Mike managed to catch the rest of the page, but he might as well not have bothered. There are three blurry illos and less than 100 words. That's it! Luckily we had read the seller's feedback on eBay before ordering, so we had one of the secret tricks for success already planned. A company that makes a somewhat similar trike has assembly instructions available online for downloading and printing. Not an exact match, but it helped, especially considering where you have to start in the assembly process. ![]() When I quit for the evening last night, I had assorted muscle strains and some pinched fingertips, but also a trike-shaped object. Today I plan to see if the air stayed in the tires, connect the hand-brake to the back wheels, do a final tightening up on all the nuts and bolts, and put on the fiddly bits -- the baskets, reflectors and the jingly bell! I'll keep you posted! Mood: sore
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2008.06.16 23.40 Oh hai! I haz a returnz. So, LJ, anything happen while I was gone? Kidding. Although I have not been posting, I HAVE been reading along, so I know about the assorted shenanigans. So I should be able to seamlessly re-integrate, yes? It would take a long time to explain everything I've been doing, although some of you have seen some of it on my political sideline LJ No doubt you will be shocked and dismayed to find out that I didn't succeed at that goal. Although I HAVE gotten quite a few things done, and am pleased about that. Anyway, I am going to try to post SOMETHING regularly again. Except on days when I run out of energy and something like this happens: ![]() Mood: still sort of stunned
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2008.03.07 12.08 Yay Friday! Wouldn't you know? Mike and the clone have today off from school, so we could work outside a little...IF it wasn't snowing. TOMORROW will be in the 60s, but I will be gone all day. Typical. And there I was all inspired by this story in the New York Times about a guy who spent a couple of decades drinking beer and then decorating his home with the cut-up cans. (Has someone told Dave Barry about this?) Best quote: "One good thing about not having any zoning is you can do stuff." New scientific discovery: Last week Climber slipped out without us knowing and found some skunk smell to bring home. Not a direct spray, but it was still bad enough to get her banned from sleeping in the bedroom. As you may know, bathing really doesn't clear that stuff up much. But after a few nights I succumbed to her pleading eyes, and, as an experiment, sprayed her down with Mike's AXE deodorant. Guess what?!? It worked great! Although then she smelled like a cheap gigolo instead of a skunk. But you take the improvements as you get them, eh? In conclusion (for now) -- this is something I would totally do. ![]() Mood: cheerful
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2008.03.06 15.41 Rockin' the techie stuff! I can't help hopping on to celebrate the good day I'm having. Please bear with me while I get the "SQUEEEE!" out of my system. As you may recall, the one thing I'd never really liked about the look of CodeNeonBlue.net was the gray color of the text and the double-spacing. I'd tried to adjust it when I set it up, but I couldn't figure out where to change those two attributes. Then today I happened on a link to FireBug for Firefox. It's a tool for web designers that lets you do Many Fabulous Things. More things than *I* understand, for sure. BUT it was just intuitive enough that I was FINALLY able to change my textual areas to single-space with black lettering. As God intended. The other cool thing was that I figured out how to combine two separate video clips I filmed last weekend, and then upload them to YouTube. They were shot in honor of TrainBoyMike, of course. So you needn't click through unless you have a serious hankering to see a couple of RTD light-rails go by the Denver Convention Center at about 10 on a Friday night. Although it IS rather amazing how big and clear the picture is...I think I'm starting to get the hang of my new camera! Mood: geeky
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2008.02.26 15.01 Answers, Part 1! Here are the first 25 songs from THIS QUIZ, with the names of the good guessers. I have put alternative or best known performers people named beside the name I listed, when someone named them instead of the (sometimes weird) performer I have the song by. 1. "Just when you think you've got the wisdom of the ages, nobody seems to want to turn your pages." Ode to an Aging Rocker - Paul Stookey (of Peter, Paul & Mary): 2. "I do not like them here or there, I do not like them anywhere, I do not like them in a boat, I would not, could not, with a goat." Green Eggs and Ham - Weird Al! (Dr. Seuss, Moxy Fruvous, Jesse Jackson): (I would also urge anyone who has ever read to small children to seek out the excellent Tom Smith's song, 500 Hats). 3. "They passed an ordinance in the town, they said we'd have to tear it down." Ode to the Litte Brown Shack Out Back - Ben Colder (Billy Ed Wheeler): 4. "I want a brave man, I want a cave man!" Johnny Get Angry - The Wrockers (aka Rock Bottom Remainders), (Joanie Summers, k.d. lang): 5. "Do not be discouraged by circumstance or size." The Biplane Evermore - The Irish Rovers: 6. "And when the night is cloudy, there is still a light that shines on me" Let it Be - Colin Raye (Beatles): 7. "All would be well if, if, if." Bells of Rhymney - Pete Seeger 8. "Away, I'd rather sail away, Like a swan that's here and gone." El Condor Pasa - Simon & Garfunkel (Paul Simon & Los Indios Taba-Jaros): 9. "They watched for the U-boats and they waited for a fight." Rueben James - Kingston Trio: 10. "Some to the rivers and some to the sea, some to the soil that our fathers made free, then on to the stars in the heav'ns for to see." The New Frontier - Kingston Trio: 11. "Your dreams were your ticket out." (Theme from) Welcome Back, Kotter - John Sebastian: 12. "A troop of guards comes riding with a lady and her gold." Threes - Julia Ecklar (Mercedes Lackey): 13. "Half of the time we're gone but we don't know where."The Only Living Boy in New York - Simon & Garfunkel: 14. "Wanna be a man, be a good man, go on in the store, got to buy a big box, okay. "We Buy the Tampons - Bob Rivers 15. "A boy like that will give you sorrow, you'll meet another boy tomorrow." A Boy Like That - Selena (West Side Story) (Chita Rivera): 16. "Blue, I was beginning to think I'd always be." Blue - Amie Comeaux 17. "Your mammy will scold, your pappy will shout, unless we come in the way we went out." Lend Me Your Comb - The Beatles 18. Shenandoah Lullaby - Jerry Garcia and David Grisman: 19. "You're the hidden king of rock and roll. "Mr. Bassman - Muppets: 20. "Nothing compares to this deep devotion." That was a River - Collin Raye 21. "I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers. "If I Only Had a Brain - Michael Feinstein (Wizard of Oz/Scarecrow/Ray Bolger): 22. "I'll go home to my den by the clear light of day." Hills of Greenmore - Steeleye Span 23. "Let it out, let it all begin, learn how to pretend." We're All Alone - Rita Coolidge: 24. "Over and over, my friends say I´m a fool." Personality - Lloyd Price: 25. "From Boston to Denver, and every town in between." It's a Miracle - Barry Manilow: Feel free to have another go at the ones I haven't posted yet! Mood: quizzy
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2008.02.17 23.33 Mikes in the news, sorta My good news today is that I got my article written for the local indy paper about yesterday's visit from Congressman Mark Udall, plus the political blogging of same. Also some household stuff. The downside is that AGAIN I got very little email answered. Oh, well, tomorrow is also a holiday. No point in packing stuff to mail if the PO is closed. In order to have something to post I will share what I wrote about Mike's part in yesterday's meeting, even though *** Mike got an early start in being exposed to politicians when he attended the kick-off of Gail Schoettler’s horseback ride across Colorado to promote her running for Governor (in 1998, when he was six). We used to have a picture of Gail posing with Mike and his Bert doll, but it got ruined in a water-heater flood. Mike started taking an actual interest in politics about the same time I got interested again, because of all my praise for the guy he thought was named Power Dean. Even though he is sometimes shy about talking to strangers, and gets a little bored if an event drags on too long, he likes to attend political meetings. I had explained the purpose of Saturday’s meeting to him by saying Congressman Udall wanted to hear about things that had people worried, like needing more money for schools, and more chances to be able to go to the doctor when they were sick. Then I asked him what he thought was a problem that needed attention. I should have guessed — we need more trains. But he didn’t say it JUST because he’s a major railfan. We’ve talked about how trucks are used more than trains to move goods because trucks are cheaper to operate. Fuel is getting more and more expensive, though, so he thinks maybe trains will go back to being the best deal. Also, we should have light rail going between all the towns in the United States. I told him he could say all that at the meeting if he wanted to, but if he didn’t feel like it, that was okay too. He made me promise to help him. Sure enough, the hope of getting more future train action helped him overcome his usual bashfulness and he spoke right out when it was his turn. Later on, several other people brought the topic of trains or light rail back up when they talked, and he was delighted. “They like my ideas!” he whispered to me with a big grin. You can’t buy good feelings like that with any amount of money. Mike and Mark! ![]() Mood: pleased
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2008.02.14 17.18 Bitten by a radioactive blue spider (Yes, I am alive. Yes, I will start doing some real posts real soon now. While you wait, here's another that should be in On ColoradoPols the other day, DavidThi808 was talking about the super-delegates and wondering about their powers. Which led me to go find this: ![]() I don't know if it's because I am a Libra or a Liberal, but I often find myself, well, seeing a little of both sides on controversial issues. SuperDelegates to the DNC are those lucky folks who get a critical vote of their very own to cast for who they want to see as the nominee. On the one hand, it does seem like those who are Supers because they got elected to office by The People ought to consider what those People are saying as they decide whether to rally behind Obama or Clinton. On the other hand, the Supers get this special personal vote because they DO something for the Party. Yeah, it seems like a sweet deal to hold a glamorous office with an important title and then rake in the perks as well. But having done my tiny little job in the most minor office of a very low-populated county...it is my well-considered opinion that I wouldn't run for office EVER. Even if I won the Lotto and could afford it! It's way too much hassle for a little fleeting fame and minuscule reward. So maybe it's fair for Supers to have their special votes. Now that I've thought about it by writing about it, I guess my opinion is...still in the middle. (Oh, like you're surprised.) It's kind of like what we expect from those we elect. We want them to fully study the issues they're going to be voting on, not just hang back to see which lobbyists or pollsters shout loudest before making up their minds. So it would be reasonable for the Supers to consider both their own opinions, AND how their districts voted. What I DON'T think is okay is any hint of collusion or deal-brokering behind the scenes. So if the Supers will be transparent in presenting their reasoning, and follow the rules as established...then I say let the votes fall as they may! (PS, I'll give a Genuine Replica No-Prize to whoever can give the real identity of the character in the pic.) Mood: quixotic
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2008.02.05 12.18 Bet I'm not the only one (This would normally go in Raise your hand if you dreamed about tonight's caucuses. In my dream, we were suddenly having ours at some hotel attached to an outdoor activities park. I was trying to help make packets for the candidates and precinct leaders, but I didn't have enough of ANYTHING to go around, and some stuff was just NOT THERE. Anxiety much? The thing is, outside of the sudden snowstorm blowing around out there, we're WAY ready. We've had a practice meeting and training for our precinct people at the high school. Our county chair's son is a teacher there, so if we need more space than the lunchroom, he can get us access to some classrooms. I've been fielding phoned-in questions, both serious and goofy, and looking up people's precincts for them online. My hair even has a fresh coat of blue! So I guess we're ready. *quivers* Mood: excited
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2008.02.03 23.16 Weekend mix I'm feeling kind of kin to how our weekend was, a big mix of stuff. Some of it was productive--I finally fixed the oven! We had a BIG blackberry cobbler to celebrate! Also Tater Tots! On the other hand, some of it was lazy and vacation-like, lounging around listening to Mike stories and playing with the dogs. And some was in the middle...I bleached my hair in preps for re-bluing it tomorrow (a task somewhere in between lazy fun and productivity). So since I don't have much actual content, I have LINKS! This is weird and funny. It doesn't look like it at first...but just give it a second. TASTY!: A LONG time ago, there was a candy maker with a shop in Pueblo who sold something they called cream filberts. It's a hazelnut surrounded by a layer of cooked sugar (it has a texture like those mallocreme pumpkins or Christmas candies--softish but not quite chewy), then rolled in sugar. They always had them at their booth at the state fair, back in the day, but not for the last, oh, twenty years or so. BUT! Here is a place offering them for sale through an online catalog! And as the grand finale, here is a post Mike made spontaneously and all by himself to his blog: http://www.cedarpoint.com/public/park/r Are you ready to ride The Loch Ness Monster (above)? YES LOOP จาà¸à¸™à¸±à¹‰à¸™à¹€à¸£à¸²à¹„ปทà เหà¸à¹† สุดยà¸à¸” ยà¸à¹ƒà¸«à¹‰à¹€à¸›à¹‡à¸™à¸à¸±à¸™à¸”à Mood: content
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2008.02.02 10.01 *sigh* Partly cloudy here this am, but still bright enough. ![]() Mood: awake
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2008.01.25 17.00 Where did Friday go??? Also its other weekday friends??? I guess it partly got sucked into me starting work on what SOUNDS like a simple project -- make a master sheet for printing out a postcard to mail to all the Dems in our county, and also mailing labels. Naturally, the course of tech stuff never runs smooth, so it took longer than I figured. Also I am not quite done yet, since we are waiting to hear back with ONE detail from ONE speaker for ONE event. I guess since the data total is nine such items, that's not so bad. And I have until Sunday afternoon to finish.... I had two funny things to share yesterday, but ran out of day/energy. But that's okay, they are still funny today. I ran onto this one via Dave Barry's blog: Everglades National Park (FL) Rangers Remove Python From Visitor’s Car On Tuesday, January 15th, visitor Ron DeLong stopped his car on the main park road in order to watch a crawling, six-foot-long, exotic Burmese python. As DeLong stepped out of his Ford Explorer, the python began crawling underneath the vehicle and into its engine compartment. DeLong attempted to grab the python with the curved end of his walking cane, but was unable to stop it. After several failed attempts to remove the snake, DeLong decided to drive 15 miles to the main entrance station for assistance. When ranger Willie Lopez, wildlife biologist Skip Snow, biologist’s assistant Alex Wolf and firefighter Henry Delvalle checked the Explorer, they found its hood open, with only the tail end of the python visible – the rest of the snake was coiled around various parts of the engine and undercarriage. Several attempts were made to pull it out through the top of the engine, but failed because the snake tightened its hold on the car. The four responders then discussed their options. Snow reported that there had been several published articles about the successful use of tasers to loosen the tight grip of constricting snakes, so that was tried. Unfortunately, it resulted in the python contracting and excreting bodily fluids all over the responders. They then decided to disassemble parts of the Explorer’s undercarriage in order to get to the python’s head, which was then covered with duct tape. The snake’s head and body were uncoiled and maneuvered through the engine compartment, then pulled out the top of the engine. Since Burmese pythons are exotic, prolific and aggressive, the snake was euthanized and taken to a lab to be studied. DeLong’s car was then put back together. [Submitted by Willie Lopez, Pine Island District Ranger] This one was made even better for me because it happened in Springfield, Missouri, where I once lived. It does not surprise me in the slightest. Woman With Tattoo From Homemade Gun Got Sick I think I am going to get up off this chair now and go do something else for a while. Mood: flat at the rear
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